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[Jun. 4th, 2006|01:42 am] |
homelessbagwoman: Uncle jesse was such a gay
homelessbagwoman: Who was he Khih
homelessbagwoman: KIDDING
homelessbagwoman: I FINALLY FIGURED ALK CAPS THANK GOD
homelessbagwoman: HOME IMPROVEMENT FUCKING SUCKS
homelessbagwoman: BALACK PPL R SCARY |
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[Jun. 2nd, 2006|11:10 pm] |
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today was my lucky day because wouldn't you know it, i found a mix cd on the side of the road with ace of base, kriss kross and culture club's "karma chameleon" on it. beer blunts bukakke bitches business bricks boobies |
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[May. 31st, 2006|12:59 am] |
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#1 on my list of things to do this summer is to ride around in a little helicopter and drop fiery bombs on the entire fucking world LIKE MY NAME WAS DR ROBOTNIK |
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[May. 29th, 2006|05:15 pm] |
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how much of biggie's rhymes is gon come out yo fat lips |
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| DID YOU MEAN DEEZ NUTS OR DOZE NUTS |
[May. 22nd, 2006|11:53 pm] |
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Becky found the man of her dreams in the wild Jesse. She was reluctant to admit this at first, but she found herself liking Jesse more and more. They almost eloped in Lake Tahoe at the end of season 2, then finally tied the knot in the middle of season 4. She, along with his living with the Tanners, helped to transform Jesse, although she still teased Jesse about his love of Elvis and his own hair at times. However, though these obsessions annoyed her at times even after their marriage, she was the wife part of a couple that obviously loved each other very much despite their differences. The characteristic that makes BZ an incapacitating rather than a toxic chemical warfare agent is its high safety ratio. The amount required to produce effects is a thousand or more fold less than a fatal dose of the compound. My life is worthless. In terms of Ct products (admittedly a sometimes problematic way of measuring dosage received after aerosol exposure), the ICt50 (the Ct product needed to produce incapacitation in 50% of an exposed group) for BZ is 112 mg·min/m³, whereas the Ld50 is estimated to be 200,000 mg·min/m³. |
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[May. 21st, 2006|11:08 pm] |
at the age of 18 it has finally occurred to me in a rare spark of self-awareness that my life is only characterized by a deep emptiness and a constant craving for slice orange soda. i am left wondering if it is unfortunate that this is the only thing my brain is telling me! OH but you know what else? tomorrow i will print out a ""rasterbation"" of kobe bryant's beautiful mugshot, on the school library's printer!! YO THIS IS ME WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT BITCH.
well, anyway, no one will have to stare me down sympathetically and say, "i hope you find your niche in life, leyla" anymore now that i have found it: JAIL. what's the big deal anyway, i just wanna sit around and never find myself saying "i need to shit but i'm way too lazy to get up" ever again. |
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[May. 18th, 2006|11:06 pm] |
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my new sneakers have transformed my feet into two mcdonald's ball pit oceans. today a friend of a friend introduced himself to me and immediately followed his hello with Man, You're Tiny to which i replied, man you're big. i am changing my name to fuschia titz. |
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[May. 17th, 2006|12:11 pm] |
i forgot to tell you the story about how i have no desire for anything
yesterday i coined the term "mesquite skeet"
today i will stare at my hands |
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[May. 17th, 2006|01:07 am] |
i'm an old guy but my rhymes are mad hard
choppin fat lines with my AARP card |
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[May. 15th, 2006|11:37 pm] |
hello Little Internet Diary
as i sit and ponder my existence on this ugly monday night, i am reminded of a haiku that i just wrote ten minutes ago, it goes a little something like
i was just in my
room listening to my bone
crusher mp3s
i've also figured something out about myself and that is that my life is a series of performances. i am always performing magic tricks, i have tricks up my sleeves!! and i am always performing science experiments, with a little white lab coat on*. i am also always performing tiny miracles, because i am a tiny miracle worker.
* = metaphor |
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[May. 12th, 2006|09:09 pm] |
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my favorite part of female trouble is when dawn yells WHO WANTS TO DIE IN THE NAME OF ART and that one guy stands up and goes I DO |
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[May. 10th, 2006|05:36 pm] |
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I'm a Hacker, I Need Sex Rx, I am Driving While Black, I'm a Model, I'm a Football Hero, I'm on Crystal Meth, I'm a Star at Sundance, I'm the Youngest Tycoon in the World, I'm a Comic, I'm on the Runway, I'm Horny in Miami, I'm Going to Mardi Gras, I Live in a Brothel |
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[May. 8th, 2006|09:23 pm] |
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ha ha i just took a shower and blowdryed my hair and thought, how come my hair looks dirty and then i realized that i forgot to shampoo it |
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[May. 6th, 2006|03:51 pm] |
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i've been thinking of MOVIN' OUT, except i wouldn't be able to afford to live anywhere. i am certainly looking into it though and weighing my options. dude can you picture me, chilling with a cat in my own apartment. does anyone wanna find me a place to live and pay my rent until i get evicted for smoking too much weed. |
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[May. 3rd, 2006|11:06 pm] |
LET THE SUN SHINE IN AND CHASE AWAY YOUR BLUES BECAUSE FROWNERS NEVER WIN AND SMILERS NEVER LOSE |
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[May. 3rd, 2006|06:53 pm] |
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Jose Torres, aka Joe Torres (1973) was an actor on the Nickelodeon TV show Hey Dude as character Danny Lightfoot. He recently died of a stroke in Tuscon, Arizona. Despite playing one on Television, Jose is actually a Mexican-American, not a Native American. We're all going to miss him. |
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[Apr. 30th, 2006|11:47 am] |
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why do i feel so sad 'n lonely, what's my deal. i mean gosh, i wish i wasn't home alone right now. food is my only friend!!!!. speaking of food, last night on the train i heard some DUDE on his cellphone straight up having a conversation about CEREAL for literally a whole HOUR, it was mindblowing, who does that?? he considers cinnamon toast crunch to be his favorite. |
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